Mad Monster Mansion Entrance - Banjo-Kazooie
Halloween is so close!
I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
All hawks and falcons are owned by the government? What the fuck? The government can’t just decide they own all the birds. What the fuck is that? Fine. I decide I own all the tucans. Nobody else can see the tucan. I declared.
If blood was glitter, Carrie would have been a much happier movie.
i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created